My grandmother in her horse and carriage
Did not travel wide,but on her way
She had time to look ...
My mother in her car went a lot faster
BUT SAW A LOT LESS
I travel by plane and see nothing at all!
First Night
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SCENE: First night of the marriage.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So
let us see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me
or with respect to you. First define how you are going to
kiss.You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as
you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing
waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?
The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the
following conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance
delta where delta is greater than zerO and the limit for delta
tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number
of lips is neither more than two nor less than two. You can
also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy
the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):
algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the
process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed
out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to
discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of
discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing
background?
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age
old communication process. The information content of the
signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the
probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take
care. If you want a successful communication between us,
you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.